why does everyone always associate satan with heavy metal
for all we know satan could like smooth jazz
Why does everyone associate satan to look like some horned goat-typed devil when in reality he’s probably a handsome gentleman in a full body suit who tips his hat at men and women.
i believe you are describing mark pellegrino
when she ready for round two but you look down and ur meat like
i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”
Have you ever realized that every book you’ve ever read is just a combination of 26 letters
"You don’t have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body."
i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs
do you ever do that thing in class where you notice you’ve stopped paying attention so you try to focus but then you’re focused so hard on trying to focus that you’re still not paying attention to what they’re saying
why get a job when you can sell oregano to middle-schoolers and tell them it’s weed